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Hi Kev, knowing the degree to which poor copy and poor punctuation drives you nuts, I wonder if you’ve seen the current w/p ad for Serious Lights (or is that Lights, by Serious – who, confusingly, also call themselves Serious Readers)? It’s an absolute mess of errors. Find the ad and then rant here; I’d enjoy reading your comments (without the need of any artificial light at all).
I’ll look out for it. I had noticed one of their ads years ago and was struck by its pompous tone – it seemed to suggest sales of their lamps would be subject to you reading the right kind of books – but didn’t notice any howlers. Any particular publication? I’d imagine the Sunday Telegraph.
Don’t you also edit Wikipedia pages?
Once, many years ago. The edit I made – to the Wikipedia page about New Malden – was subsequently unedited by someone else, so I didn’t bother after that.